cheesepussy
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Omg Iโm soooooo cishet it would suck soooo bad if you gave me free top surgery in my sleep oh nooooooo
PPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE donโt give me boobs! I donโt know how I could handle them, itโd be hhhoooorrrriiiibbbbllleeee ;3
Ach what would I ever do if I had a penis, nooooo I would HATE having a cock and flat chest and a thick luscious beard nooooo
aw man, why do they get to skip the line ๐
The trans fairy?? Me first!!
If I ever got a vagina yโall would not see me for WEEKS ๐ญ
Say goodbye to those chesticles, hetero
Bibbidi bobbidi bimbo
I mean, I could handle them for you ๐ผ
Check under your foreskin king
:0 omg Santa came early this year