My political opinions as someone from Philadelphia
1. Every restaurant, gas station, fast food place, etc. should be replaced with Wawa
2. South Jersey should be officially annexed (already occupied by ethnic Pennsylvanians
3. Pittsburgh is eliminated
As a Philly transplant I think the best course of action is to just nuke New Jersey as a whole as it is FUBAR.
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Anonymous11w
People should start pronouncing water the right way as well
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Anonymous11w
BLOW UP ALL SHEETZ
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Anonymous11w
Pittsburgh is safer, cleaner and prettier than Philly, and the people that live their aren’t all total assholes
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Anonymous11w
Football is irrelevant, but it’s funny how they burn their city to the ground every time they win or lose
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Anonymous#211w
Even if that were true you still have to wake up and pretend you like living in a place where people say yinz and obsess over ketchup and put french fries on sandwiches and in salad. Not to mention you have to study 8 years to learn how to drive anywhere
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AnonymousOP11w
I can’t remember hearing anyone say yinz unironically anytime I’ve been their, but you got me on the driving part
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Anonymous#211w
“Burn their city to the ground” dude everyone in Philly went to work the day after the super bowl like any other day y’all love to exaggerate so much lmao
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Anonymous#311w
what’s the right way to you 🤨🤨
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AnonymousOP11w
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Anonymous#411w
Water (Philly)
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Anonymous#211w
Yeah dude welcome to any major American city where on any given night there will probably be a handful of shootings or stabbings. Just because they were “reported during” the celebrations doesn’t mean they were actually related at all
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Anonymous11w
When did I say superbowl? I said football game
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Anonymous11w
Ok?
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Anonymous#511w
Or at least take away their driving privileges
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Anonymous#311w
a two year old could step on a gas pedal and slam a car into 7-eleven, but i don’t think id call it driving
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Anonymous#411w
A two year old can step on a gas pedal and slam a car into a Wawa and get a drivers license in New Jersey