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so our army was so shit at marching people genuinely believe they were marching out of step as a PROTEST? happy fuckin birthday you goddamn loser
382 upvotes, 32 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "so our army was so shit at marching people genuinely believe they were marching out of step as a PROTEST?

happy fuckin birthday you goddamn loser"
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Anonymous 13w

I was in my high schools marching band for four years, we always stepped in time ALWAYS. If the ARMY was stepping out of time, if was not an accident.

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Anonymous 13w

As much as it would be funny if they were doing it as a protest, the military very rarely practices drill and ceremony after basic and other training unless they are specifically drill and ceremony. Idk. I’m not gonna look too much into it.

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Anonymous 13w

It might also just be because we don’t have ceremonial units, and this idiot thought it’d be a good idea to get a bunch of trained killers to try to put on a birthday parade

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Anonymous 13w

I hope he cries about it tonight

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Anonymous 13w

I don’t think it was a protest — They just didn’t give a shit.

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Anonymous 13w

He’s gonna cry about it on truth social

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Anonymous 13w

Yalls entire personality is hate trump

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

Tough to say. I could see either being true and idk until a troop comes forward

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

#2, you need to look up what’s happening to USAF member Christian Stephens *right now.*

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

US marches always kindof look like this. Go look at other parades it’s not uncommon

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Ok I did but I meant troop from the parade saying yes they were protesting

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Anonymous replying to -> bravenew 13w

Me when people dislike the literal sitting president (why are they so obsessed with him)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

They’re not trained to march in parades, your MARCHING band is trained to MARCH in parades. This is just a lack of refinement for something they didn’t know they were gonna do until a few days out

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

The military not being able to learn to march in a line in only a few days doesn’t make them look good bruh. How incompetent are they that they can’t learn in even a fucking hour or two how to march

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

I think it’s a bit harder than you think, a few people out of step messes it all up.

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Anonymous replying to -> bravenew 13w

Nah I was just raised right with values and have a backbone.

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Anonymous replying to -> canesfan 13w

It’s not harder than you think. It actually fucking isn’t. I did commands, you listen good or you don’t march

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

You’d think they might have practiced at least once, though?!

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Anonymous 13w

wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> canesfan 13w

Genuinely hate fucking gamer seat redhats that try and pretend to know everything go drink your hot pisserade

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

Ngl chill out

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

… do you think marching and cadence isn’t something that happens during basic?

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Anonymous replying to -> bravenew 13w

Public profile btw lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 13w

loser and tilted btw

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Anonymous replying to -> bravenew 13w

Coming from an addict 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

I would say majority because (and I’m speaking with experience) once you make corporal in the marine corps, you’re learning sword manual and more parts of the drill and ceremony manual and refine the basics

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Anonymous replying to -> canesfan 13w

How could you lie about telling me to chill out? God you can’t even fucking respond with dignity or sense. What an actual fucking loser

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Anonymous replying to -> canesfan 13w

“I think it’s a bit harder than you think” I’m sure the middle school marching bands can agree. You realize how disrespectful you’re being to the people in uniform right now by insinuating they’re that stupid? How unamerican of you, that’s truly disgusting

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

No, they have actual jobs to do

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 13w

That’s fair. The guys I’ve seen were army. I personally wasn’t in the army but have plenty of friends who are (as well as my dad).

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 13w

I think that’s a message in itself too tho. They didn’t give a shit about their commander in chief or the event that he set up. I’d rather them not give a shit than be drooling over him like the other red hatted cultists

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Pretty much unless you’re part of the detail for the tomb of the unknown or doing color guard on the regular, you’re not drilling at much

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