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What if I’m a doctor and engineer and scientist but soros is also paying me to say orange man bad
Me when I lie
“You’re too late liberal. I’ve already drawn myself as the society improooover chad, and you as le undesirable soyjak.”
Then you are an independent, like me.
Okay thanks I’m gonna go be evil and woke now
Don’t
#2 be like
Me when I lie: “hey guys I’m NOT going to Wendy’s for lunch today” (I actually went)