Trump should just make consuming babies legal at this point. It’d really help the starving people of America since the rich can pay a nice three-pence piece to a mother.
If you really think about it, the payment helps take families off SNAP, having one less baby keeps the family off SNAP, and those poor billionaires get to consume babies without judgement
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Anonymous2w
Came here to talk about “A Modest Proposal” but OP beat me to it
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AnonymousOP2w
(shoutout everyone that knows ball)
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AnonymousOP2w
LOL i was just about to comment that
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AnonymousOP2w
AND it will reduce the number of abortions
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Anonymous#22w
Yes!! Why dish out a crown of the King’s good sterling when you could EARN an easy threepence instead 😁
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Anonymousfreepalestine192w
My family came from the genocide and my grandparents made sure I always remembered A Modest Proposal, that the Irish used to be the tallest Europeans, that I should frequently test for Hemochromatosis, and that the IRA were heroes 😭