BREAKING NEWS: White House releases positive pregnancy test results from President Trump, confirms he is boypreggers. Anonymous aides confirm the conception occurred anally following his meeting with Putin. More at 11.
It is currently unknown whether the president will be seeking a boybortion. When asked if he’ll keep the child, Trump said “I’m really not sure, folks. He might be better than Barron, maybe I’ll just keep this one and kick him out. We’ll see, folks.”
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Anonymous2w
MANY SUCH CASES
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politics: abo edition
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This is the plot of the last South Park episode except it’s wasn’t Putin