I keep fucking saying this, but the Onion writers are smashing their heads into their desks.
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Anonymous8w
And Disney adults
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Anonymous8w
im a fan of the series because it has a lot of sentimental value to me, but I would never do shit like this 😭
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Anonymous8w
Where’s the issue? I’d argue we shouldn’t be digging up ancient human remains so tech companies can make slightly more profit.
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Anonymousireallylikepancakes8w
“I’ve got one, ‘Trump gets asked about the Epstein Files and says ‘shut up piggie’ to female reporter’”
“People will never believe this”
*Onion intern runs in*
“You’re not going to believe this!”
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Anonymous#48w
I think casual fans are fine, Harry Potter is a good story
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Anonymous#18w
Don’t put me in with them. I’m a Disney adult (Disney 24/7.) but it’s because I’m autistic. I’m not as dumb as some of them.