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when I was a little Jewish boy and I learned all of the antisemitic stuff people say about Jews I was seriously disappointed. People say we control the world and have horns. That’s not true? I feel ripped off. I don’t even have a key to the space laser.
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Anonymous 4w

One of the funniest things in history is how, when Germany approached Japan to ally before wwii, they were spouting all the dumbass antisemitic stuff about how all the banks and universities are controlled only for the Japanese to basically say “wow they sound like they would make powerful allys” and the Germans were coping and seething about how Japan wasn’t hateful enough lmaooo

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Anonymous 4w

Let me tell you something too. If Jews controlled the world we’d be a LOT less anxious about everything.

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Anonymous 4w

I’m sorry I lost my shit at “when I was a little Jewish boy” like you hooked me from the get-go lmao

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Anonymous 4w

I want horns??? That would be sick as FUCK

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

WAIT IM STONED I DID IT WRONG I WAS A LITTLE JEWISH GIRL

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

I FORGOT IM TRANSGENDER

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Anonymous replying to -> just_peachy_ 4w

Like it feels like a parody but no it actually happened

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Anonymous replying to -> just_peachy_ 4w

THATS SO FUNNY I CAN PICTURE THAT Germany: no so Jews have ALL of the money and power Japan: hmmm…….. a formidable ally Germany: no no no

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

In a backwards way it’s the most rational bigotry out there. Like obviously Japan accepted the antisemitic bullshit, which is stupid and irrational, but they responded to it in a way they thought would most help them lmao. Like they defeated antisemitism with more antisemitism 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

ive heard the jewish guys at my school wish they actually controlled the weather because midwestern weather makes no damn sense ❤️❤️

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