Anonymous shrimp_fried_rice 2w

It’s like waiting at the airport for an overbooked plane to voluntarily reschedule. You never take the first offer. Or the second. Heck I’d even push through the third. Eventually they’ll offer you the real prize

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

Ehhh that’s a win-win. You either get to your destination on time or you get a check and still get to your destination. This is like hide and seek but if they find you, you get deported with a 10 year ban and a rough time getting a visa or citizenship in the future

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