mushy.the.mushroom on Yik Yak | The weirdest part about becoming a server is that my often overly bubbly personality is no longer a distinguishing feature like it was when I was a gas station clerk. Now, it’s expected, and not appreciated. Which is fine, just weird.

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mushy.the.mushroom

The weirdest part about becoming a server is that my often overly bubbly personality is no longer a distinguishing feature like it was when I was a gas station clerk. Now, it’s expected, and not appreciated. Which is fine, just weird.

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Anonymous 8w

alienation be like

Anonymous 8w

this is so gross, but I have found that when my apron is dirtier, people think i’m busier and give me more grace when i’m slower at things. idk if you wear an apron, but that’s where i carry my pad/book to write orders down and keep receipts bc people are needy as fuck and we don’t have enough of those ipads to go around. smear some ketchup on it before a rush LMFAO

Anonymous 8w

You’re just mad you can’t say slurs anymore

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_orangutan 8w

i also thought you meant server as in computer server. was really confused ngl

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Anonymous

_orangutan 8w

Behold, mushy and his boomer coworkers at the SERVER FACTORY where they spend 36 hours a day on shift being SERVERS

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og_beer 8w

my thoughts illustrated:

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_orangutan 8w

Literally me

Anonymous

#2 8w

That’s very true. Dirty apron translates in many people’s minds to busy bee lol

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#4 8w

I say pretty much an equal amount of slurs at this job as I did at the gas station. Which is to say, a couple, but only when party rocking