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US Politics 1d
Imagine going to college for a business major. Like bro just go work at your dads company no way he needs you to be credentialed
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Anonymous 1d

I can’t believe parents actually pay for their kids to come to school to be frat boys and do nothing but get wasted, and then plan on creating the shittiest customer service call center in existence as a career goal

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Anonymous 1d

Let me guess….. art history with a minor in feminine literature

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Anonymous 1d

You sound jealous

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

It’s not “getting wasted and snorting coke” MOM, it’s networking with future partners and clients!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I get you’re being glib, and understandably so. But that’s the single issue for why rich kids seem to go to college: networking/connections. Ivy Leagues are for the Epstein class to make international connections to the rich and powerful.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Neuroscience with EMT and X-ray cert. good guess tho

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I got my EMT in high school lmao, ez shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

And your X-ray?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Aren’t yall business majors the ones with the coloring books

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Coloring isn’t until junior year, they start with shapes

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I’m just imagining the whole semester is just, profit = revenue - expenses 🤯 And then just Sesame Street til break

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

I don’t want to work a desk job for your dad I’m chilling

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Weird assumption. Hope one day you get over your jealousy. I didn’t even go to school for business

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Why even comment then I’m trynna shit talk with business majors. Get outta here bum

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You should smile more

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Thanks grandma. Only if you bake me those cookies I will

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Try taking a shower and using deodorant

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Just did. I’m actually wet at the moment still. You should take some vitamin D, deficiency can cause low testosterone

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You’re the type of person that falls for a pyramid scheme

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18h

Fellow Neuroscience major🔥

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18h

Do you do behavioral too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 17h

I love reward prediction error research (and incentive salience) and pharmacology (drugs are dope)

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