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🚨 BREAKING: You have been selected as the next Supreme Leader of The Islamic Republic of Iran
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Anonymous 5w

Wallahi 🙏

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Anonymous 5w

No can do, I’m pretty booked up this week

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Anonymous 5w

Yippee! First order of business is that is that I am changing the name of the country to the Islamic Republic of Insahallahgaypenisinkuwaitistan

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Anonymous 5w

YAYYYY

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Anonymous 5w

no, thanks

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Anonymous 5w

Why’d cia.gov block me :(

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Anonymous 5w
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Anonymous 5w

I’m already leader of China. That means nuclear war

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Anonymous 5w

WE UP

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Too bad, it’s up to you to destroy the infidels

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5w

I knew you could do it

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

I don’t recall arguing with them or anything

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

It’s not a role people hold for long lately

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 5w

Time to multi-task. I recommend playing both sides so you get drone striked no matter what

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 5w
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