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ive been away from my phone for hours, what’s the context behind everyone saying trump might be dead?
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Anonymous 3w

1) he hasnt been seen since tuesday 2) he was supposed to fly to new jersey tonight to speak somewhere, but that got cancelled with no reason given 3) his latest truth social posts seem off like he wasn’t actually the one writing them 4) he looks like shit lately

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Anonymous 3w

Logical brain: homie got a bad tan, it’s Labor Day weekend so he’s resting, got a bad case of diarrhea Funny brain: had to retire this clone and they’re studying it to perfect the look of the next one (no hydraulic fluid leaks under the skin in the hand this time)

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Anonymous 3w

I’m confused too, because this has been stuff we’ve been seeing for a little while. Why are people getting so hopeful right now all the sudden?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

hasn’t been golfing in like 2 weeks or something, large bruises on his hands, swollen ankles

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

Like specifically tonight

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

Well to be fair the ankles have been explained as venous insufficiency, a condition where your veins don’t work right no more common on old folks, but idk if anyone explained the bruises on his hands

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

A witch said he was supposed to die Tuesday. Honestly didn’t believe it…big if she did lmfao

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 3w

They say the hand bruises are from shaking a lot of people’s hands… but now he has a bruise on his left hand. He doesn’t use his left hand to shake hands

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

Ah, I do remember them saying that and just outright not buying it 😭 bc how paaaaper thin are your blood vessels, Mr Trump? Even if it was the case it’s still gotta be a sign of poor health

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 3w

they said it was from taking tylenol (or something like that) which can have blood thinning effects + all the hand shaking. idk if i'm buying that tho. dude is decrepit

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