capitalism is when shrimp fry rice

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O hello little shrimp, and why are you frying rice even? 😭😭😭

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I’m pleased whenever I see you. <3

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And defying our lord and savior Donald John Trump who declared Boxing Day, today, a federal holiday? Prepare to perish in the depth of shrimp hell for your shrimp sins

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little ol me? 🥺

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Your telling me a trans shrimp fried this rice?????

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Wow, I guess a shrimp really did fry that rice

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Daily reminder nobody finds you funny. We all think you’re annoying

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