Anonymous #1 7w

But if I were to make a checklist, it'd probably be something like this: Carry multiple firearms, tasers, and spray weapons in retention holsters and wear protective gear Train in hand to hand combat and be physically capable Bring multiple rape whistles and alarms, along with a button (ideally multiple) that immediately calls the police Carry fake wallet Do not interact with any of the local "wildlife"

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Anonymous #1 7w

you the type to cross the street when you see a few homies smoking a doobie on a stoop lmao. 😂🤣🤣 aww wee lamb.

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Anonymous OP 7w

No, I'd probably ask for a hit. I'm not staying long if the neighborhood sounds are barking pit bulls and the local geography is chain link fences in every yard though.

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Anonymous #1 7w

bruh the suburbs and rural cities have chain link fences in every yard too lol. considering your gear list, there ain’t no fuckin way they’re even gonna give you the neutral greeting let alone give you a hit! not to mention breaking your own rule of talking to people using some dumbass dehumanizing term. if you’d ask for a hit, they’d take your shoes off your feet and then just send you home like that bc you are TOO goofy & clearly don’t know how to handle yourself in a city 😂😂

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Anonymous OP 7w

Yeah, thats why I would ask nicely, the kit is because I expect people in cities to react to my existence with violence.

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Anonymous OP 7w

If they took my shoes then I can start to go up the force continuum. Also, what use do you guys have for boots anyways? Thought you only liked those Michael Jordans

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Anonymous #1 7w

You’re just a 🐱 ngl

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Anonymous #2 7w

Thanks man you're a cool cat too

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Anonymous #1 7w

are you saying that because of your appearance, your gender, or something? no idea why you’d expect to be victimized in every city… especially since it seems to me you’ve literally never spent an extended period of time within one.

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Anonymous OP 7w

No, just my existence in general. People in cities are too close to other people and it makes them react violently to the existence of people.

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Anonymous #1 7w

Pittsburgh literally has the most people per square mile bc everyone is stacked on top of each other in the hills, yet i’ve met the most friendliest mfers there. Seattle is the most serene damn city i’ve ever been in, let alone walked myself around the city alone at night. you’re just having an opinion on something which you have no experience or knowledge. thats called being an ultracrepidarian.

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Anonymous OP 7w

Pittsburgh and Seattle are urban holdouts surrounded by rural areas. The felt pop density is not as strong as somewhere like New Orleans.

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Anonymous #1 7w

also “what use do you guys have for boots” as if winter doesn’t exist in cities… or jobs that require boots… the “you guys” along with the Jordans reference is such dogwhistle too. m smfh buddy i am a 120lb white woman schooling you on how to act in a city, telling you i’ve walked around alone at night in many cities without being bothered bc i know how to carry & defend myself without a firearm.

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Anonymous OP 7w

"You guys" is referring to urbanites

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Anonymous OP 7w

Also, why would you wear boots in the snow instead of crampons?

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Anonymous #1 7w

that’s it, i’m taking your shoes myself smfh i’m not even from a city and i see why they mug people like you. you’re insufferable lmao.

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Anonymous OP 7w

Try it in a small town tough guy

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