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Breaking news: brown man goes for morning jog with his AirPods in, outruns entirety of the DHS without noticing
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Anonymous 3w

Ok you don’t need to hype me up THAT much

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Anonymous 3w

The onion is kicking themselves for not using this headline first

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

I’m sure you’re an Adonis but the fastest top speed ever reached by an ice agent is six miles an hour and he only got there by rolling his fat ass down the hill.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

💀💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

This came to me in the form of a prophetic vision so it’s possible they did.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Bahahah. Well it’s very clever 👏

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