“They ask me, “Donald, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”, and I tell them a lot of wood folks, almost as much wood as I could chuck, and believe me, I can chuck a lot of wood, more wood than the Antifa woodchuck”
People are telling me they're reading the necronomicon, THEY CAN'T DO THAT! It says on the first page not to read the book, it contains an ancient evil and they aren't listening! It's disgusting!