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I LOVE BEING DRAFT ELIGIBLE DURING VOLATILE GLOBAL SITUATIONS WITH AN IMPERIALIST IN OFFICE
198 upvotes, 1 comment. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "I LOVE BEING DRAFT ELIGIBLE DURING VOLATILE GLOBAL SITUATIONS WITH AN IMPERIALIST IN OFFICE"
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Anonymous 2w

being trans will fix that real quick twin 😊 #accidentaldraftdodging

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Anonymous 2w

Oh honey if the call comes just rip up the slip like the boys did during Vietnam

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Anonymous 2w
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Anonymous 2w

Luckily for me, my eyes are shit, pretty sure that disqualifies me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

I’ve got bone spurs I’ll be fine 🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Oh trust me if I have to pick between jail and serving this admin I’m picking jail every time

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

Absolutely

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

or even sympathizing with trans gender experiences!

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

whoever downvoted, please know this is based on when I had to fill military recruiting paperwork (managed to sidestep it until recently) and the section on “gender dysphoria” also includes sympathizing with genderqueer experiences. the same can be said for the uhh [paraphrasing] “efforts to oppose the federal government” section (counts both involvement and sympathizing)

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

you don’t need to be paperwork trans, you could probably just say you’ve considered drag or smthn and they’d write you off for it

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

additional note: I say this as a nonbinary person who is socially but not legally or medically transitioned

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