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US Politics 6w

thereal._.ruckus

 This is all they’ve been doing since Zazu was introduced last night; climbing, chirping, and standing next to each other. I’ll give em another 2-3 days before I decide to remove the barrier
3 upvotes, 11 comments. Yik Yak image post by thereal._.ruckus in US Politics. "This is all they’ve been doing since Zazu was introduced last night; climbing, chirping, and standing next to each other. I’ll give em another 2-3 days before I decide to remove the barrier"
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Anonymous 6w

You should teach it to fetch you Corona’s from the fridge and claw out the eyes of solicitors

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 6w

They’re to small. And I don’t like beer

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Anonymous replying to -> thereal._.ruckus 6w

Okay, fireball shooters then

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 6w

Mmm..maybe

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Anonymous replying to -> thereal._.ruckus 6w

Teach it to fly at Mach 8 speed directly through the eye sockets of your enemies, like a Witcher familiar

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 6w

How about u start with something easy. Like making kissing sounds and saying hi?💀 I’m a bird trainer not a CIA agent

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Anonymous replying to -> thereal._.ruckus 6w

I** not u auto

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Anonymous replying to -> thereal._.ruckus 6w

Nah fuck that shit, teach it to go right for the jugular from the get go, make him a killing machine

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 6w

Idk if they’ll do that much damage💀

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Anonymous replying to -> thereal._.ruckus 6w

Not unless you tape razor blades to their talons and hook up their amygdalas to dopamine injectors that fire each time they score a kill

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 6w

Yk what..ur right I’ll lyk how that goes💀

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