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US Politics 37w

_orangutan

74 upvotes, 3 comments. Yik Yak image post by _orangutan in US Politics.
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Anonymous 37w

Nah i’m gonna create a company and have an IPO of 100,000,000 shares of stock for $1 each. My company is valued at $100,000,000 at this point before it’s priced in by the market. From there, I’m gonna set extremely low expected earnings, beat them, and announce a buyback at $10 per share. Therefore, my company is valued higher and I become a billionaire all within 3 months.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 37w

Bullet proof

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Anonymous replying to -> canesfan 37w

wait it falls apart since earnings are quarterly… i’d need at least 4 months

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