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As a Jew, I’ve never been inducted into the grand cabal. Is that what would have happened if I was bar mitzvah’d?
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Anonymous 3w

no I was bar mitzvah’d and they still didn’t let me in. and we don’t get the keys for the Jewish space laser or anything.

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Anonymous 3w

Free Palestine btw

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Anonymous 3w

I thought everybody in Judaism gets Bar Mitzvah’d?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

I don’t practice Judaism, and my parents didn’t raise me to. I just light the menorah that’s about it. You don’t have to practice to be “a Jew”

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

My bad. Didn’t mean to stereotype.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

Not a problem my dude

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