Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

Yeah, like many things making it available to consumers has really fucked everything up. Hell even scientists are using chatgpt in evil ways (using it to “peer review” papers instead of actually reviewing them, and bc of that other researchers are including ai instructions to spit out good reviews in their research, it’s a whole mess)

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Anonymous sproutguy 2w

Ah, another who missed out on the OG Four Loko, I see

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

I say we bring it back

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Anonymous sproutguy 2w

I remember my first FourLoko back in the day. Then we replaced them with vodka redbulls. And now they’re espresso martinis

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

The espresso martini is just a vodka redbull that went on a study abroad trip and won’t shut up about it

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

They didn’t even study abroad. They joined a sorority with a single international student in their chapter and now think that makes them madam world wide, extremely cultured and intelligent beyond all worldly knowledge

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

love them things though man they never fail to keep the party going and they do taste better than a vodka redbull, I know it’s a party when my mom starts offering everyone at our house espresso-tinis

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

I hate coffee so I will disagree. I also use flavored redbulls for my vodka redbulls and they’re so yummy (I miss you original green edition, you may be gone but you are never forgotten)

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

Just wait till you try my new invention: the Tequila Ghost (Cherry Limeade flavor)

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

I was back home for Labor Day weekend and didn’t even make it through my first cup of coffee at like 11am on Sunday before my mom was like “do you want an espresso martini” because I guess that’s what happens when the coworkers from the previous day’s party all stay the night

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

Red Bull discontinued the Peach Edition and when I learned this fact I was ready to start the revolution THAT DAY

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

How does espresso martinis not make you people pee from your ass I’m genuinely asking

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

OK BUT THE NEW WHITE PEACH ONE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND BETTER I THINK (I tried them side by side, I got a guy who keeps da old shit lmao)

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

I mean I already drink like 4 cups of coffee a day and smoke cigarettes, I think my bowels have just gotten used to my bullshit

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

You’re going to die at 42 Elvis style wtf

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

Exactly. You gotta train your body to failure. This is the way.

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

My high caffeine dependency/tolerance was built when I was a restaurant server and would drink like an entire pot of coffee every day because I was working like 4 doubles a week and wanted to be like Wally West when that food came up, shit kept my service fast and smile on, but now that that’s not my job it’s just the Life Juice.

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Anonymous og_beer 2w

The restaurant was where I picked up cigarettes too, for a much simpler reason. Just can’t stand some of those fuckin people.

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

Little sumthin to take the edge off ig I worked as a server too, I earned my stripes I’m not goin back

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Anonymous sproutguy 2w

My FOH manager smoked cigs pretty heavily and would give them to me if I was clearly about to crash out on some dumbass customer. I distinctly remember one time where a customer ordered Chicken Marsala (cooked in a RED WINE based sauce) and then sent it back not once, but TWICE claiming it “looked raw” because it was pink, despite my explanation that that’s just staining from the red wine it’s cooked in, and my manager was like “here take this and go out back” when I was in the kitchen yelling

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

Your manager that day:

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Anonymous sproutguy 2w

That was honestly her every day dude she was the GOAT and would actually take your side if a customer was straight up out of line (i.e. swearing at you for something you have no control over)

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

“I wanna see your manager!” “Your funeral.” always the funniest shit ever to say to a customer that was clearly in the wrong

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

the best was when the mask mandate was on and they’d demand my manager after I said “I’m sorry but I can’t seat you without a mask on, if you don’t have one I can give you one” like brother who do you think told me to tell you that and how do you think she’s gonna feel about you wasting her time with this shit

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Anonymous cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

My favorite part of serving came after I had reached that point of maturity where I know the customer is in the wrong, I’m choosing to not act negatively on the situation, and instead choose to pick from any one of my favorite bits to fuck with the customer. Top 3 was def the whole “I’ll go get the manager right away” and then come back in a different outfit and some coworker’s hat or something. The ol’ switcheroo

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