Bro, they pissed on statues, smeared shit on walls, beat cops with Blue Lives Matter flags, and bitched when they got arrested. That wasn’t patriotism, that was a failed LARP coup by Facebook uncles and discount Vikings. Left-wing protests are messy because injustice is ...but they’re about actual issues, not a bunch of glazers trying to overthrow democracy because their orange shitgibbon lost.

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