Thanks, I’m going to now drive my car into a lamppost after reading this
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Anonymous1w
God this is so insane and I ate up every word of it. I love it
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Anonymous1w
Like Jesus Christ every single time I come up with a new curse fanfiction idea, im introduced a new even worse potential reality
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Anonymous1w
Lmaoo this makes me wonder if when Trump was talking about Pete buttigieg and his husband riding on the same bike if he was picturing himself with Epstein haha
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Anonymous1w
This is more likely than trump being a pedophile. I think trump pretended to like him for better business deals