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ascend_guy

 As a Time Traveller I can confirm that none of this shit would’ve happened if they just didn’t shoot that damn Gorilla.
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Anonymous 2w

Can you go back and stop it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

If I stopped it that would mean Bernie would get elected and he would’ve been a 2 term President with almost no scandals and your country would eventually get universal healthcare, free college up to a bachelor’s degree level, free trade school, UBI, student debt up to 30k cleared, job guarantees, and voter protections. Where’s the fun in that?

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Anonymous replying to -> ascend_guy 2w

PLEASE STOP IT PLEASE

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

If I did everything will revert back to 2016. You will fall asleep in 4 days and wake up exactly on January 7th that year not remembering a thing. You won’t even know about that gorilla, it would be like the last 9 years would be some twisted bad dream. Are you sure? Once I do there’s no going back.

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Anonymous replying to -> ascend_guy 2w

You keep making it sound good 😭 I am 100% sure

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