Anonymous #1 3w

You guys are in for a wild fucking ride lol Just wait til’ 2026.

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Anonymous just_peachy_ 3w

He stays alive for a bit, sorry :(

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Anonymous thefuckingfbi 3w

Time isn’t linear. It’s like a strobe light that goes in multiple directions that creates a clear image, you guys are like a light at a certain place in time.

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Anonymous just_peachy_ 3w

You guys were really really close to the iteration where he bites it in the middle of the race. But it leads to a much much darker string of events.

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Anonymous nopeish 3w

Btw Aliens exist and your ships are the equivalent of Sailboats in the 1800s. Like mopping the floor with a toothbrush. Do us all a favor and cool it with the nukes yeah? Your planet is exceptionally rare.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

thanks ascend_guy yikyak, i will do my best to heed your warning and act accordingly

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

What would the much much dark string of events have been???

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Anonymous #10 3w

um yes he sucks but his daughter vivian wilson is chill af and thinks he’s a dipshit

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Anonymous #10 3w

also even tho Grimes is his ex, she’s also chill af and hates Elon

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Anonymous #14 3w

This is in fact totally real lmao

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Anonymous perry_theplatypus 3w

IM HOLLERING 😭🤣😭🤣

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Anonymous #9 3w

I should’ve clarified which family i was referring to 😩. I meant his father and brother.

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Anonymous red_hammer420 3w

ughhh PREACH

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Anonymous nopeish 3w

Donnie doesn’t know ball. But he does know balls

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Anonymous #20 3w

The U.S. Dollar won’t be the World Reserve Currency anymore. Other markets outside the U.S. exist. Europe and Asia are safe havens.

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Anonymous #20 3w

(Not financial advice above and here) Fresh water is going to be one of the most valuable resources soon and nuclear energy is going to make a massive comeback for all the wrong and right reasons. Oil companies will kick and scream all the way until that happens.

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Anonymous #10 3w

Elon’s going to be a massive thorn on everyone’s side for years. Sorry.

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Anonymous #9 3w

Two main iterations diverge from that point- not the rally but the golf course (what you find out about the rally is going to be wild) you guys either would’ve come very very close to a civil war or someone much worse than Trump replaces him in 2036. The fascism can would’ve been kicked farther down the road but at least this way the person trying it in this timeline is incompetent so nothing too bad is going to happen:

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Anonymous #9 3w

But you guys are in the iteration where the dude from that movie Sharknado becomes President. That’s fucking wild.

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Anonymous #13 3w

What’s in those files are so bad it’ll be in textbooks how the man basically took the presidency to try and escape jail.

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Anonymous #17 3w

Doesn’t work that way :( sorry

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Anonymous red_hammer420 3w

If you’re a “leftist” I have some good news for you. Zohran is the first drop of rain in the massive flood that’s coming in politics. Buckle up buckaroo.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

You love to fucking see it

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Short the dollar. Buy puts on oil companies got it. Thank you! 💰

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

im a “leftist” in the sense that Zohran is a fun quirky centrist to me so yay!! do we get any like Leftist leftists

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Sharknado guy becoming president is lowkey peak I can’t lie

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Bro are you from the future

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Anonymous #22 3w

🤫 I’d like to spend the rest of my college years in this iteration

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Anonymous #22 3w

Simpler times

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Anonymous red_hammer420 3w

What’s considered mainstream policies in Europe will slowly become the same in the U.S. you guys should thank your lucky stars you’re in the one where Bernie stays in the Senate. He’s the butterfly effect for more senators like him. There’s one where he leaves office long before Trump and all this and that one is one of the worst iterations.

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Anonymous red_hammer420 3w

Global Warming and Electricity is going to get much. much worse though. I strongly recommend looking into rainwater collection and solar panels if you can.

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Anonymous #10 3w

He’ll always have a cult following but he will be much more hated for years to come after this.

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Anonymous justinian 3w

Historic stock market crash. Trump will eventually be impeached and will go down in your history as one of the worst presidents. There will be a massive sweep of Democrats being elected in office. Party infighting within the Democratic Party will continue but there will be MUCH more progressives. It will take decades for the U.S. to recover. The U.S. dollar won’t be the world reserve currency anymore. China will be the next superpower. And the Russia Ukraine war will eventually start to end.

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Anonymous #21 3w

You’re wasting your time

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Thank you ascend guy for your wisdom

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Tonight, when you get home, Im gonna be under ya bed. BET YA DIDNT FORSEE THAT WIZARD

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Anonymous #17 3w

As soon as i stop pooping.

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Anonymous #17 3w

How about on top of my bed?

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Anonymous #17 3w

Rawr x3

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Anonymous assorted_rocks 3w

also does that happen 40,000 years from now

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

What are we in for 🫩

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Anonymous just_peachy_ 3w

Trump kicking it won’t get MAGA out of power, it’ll just radicalize them with no justice for what trumps done.

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Anonymous #26 3w

Yes. And that party will hold that office for the next 8 years.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

are they progressive? is it someone who is already well known?

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Anonymous #26 3w

The other party will have an identity crisis. Major legislation will start to take root to try and prevent another Trump. But it won’t be all sunshine and rainbows.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

interesting, is the next dem president progressive and already well known tho?

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Anonymous justinian 3w

You’re going to start seeing banks hoard gold. AI will eventually get much better but only when computing technology starts to improve. Calls for regulating AI will eventually come to pass. AI Psychosis will get worse and worse. Quantum Computing and Nuclear Energy will be the next hallmark for your generation. There will be breakthroughs in life-extension for pets and then for people as the population starts to go down and then plateau.

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Anonymous #26 3w

They will come out like a left hook. You won’t expect them until it’s really close to the time to run unless you really pay attention to politics. But they’re much. Much. better than Trump. But you won’t like everything they do.

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Anonymous justinian 3w

The world will start to polarize towards multiple world powers. America will be similar to Great Britain in terms of soft power. They’ll still be a big player but not so much like before. Pay attention to China, BRICS, and countries in the far northern hemisphere when the ice caps start to melt.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 3w

Bruh are you a timeline hopper or something? After reading through all your comments, I'm almost 100% convinced that you're a time traveler or an individual who somehow gained omniscience or something

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Anonymous #26 3w

Piggybacking on this. Tell us how.

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Anonymous #1 2w

We call them iterations where I’m from. Timelines are massive groups of iterates that branch out into smaller iterations that all start at a specific point in time. A timeline can contain 10^18 iterates. A single iterate can contain 10^36 iterations. And iterations are “timelines” that are almost indistinguishable from each other barring some very small differences that can be catalogued and marked.

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Anonymous #1 2w

Iterations contain the same laws of physics and the universe starts relatively within the same specific points in time. But the very slight differences in when the “Big Bang” happens makes hopping possible. Like running on a treadmill and jumping over to the other one that’s a little slower and started going later.

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Anonymous #1 2w

Your timeline is one of the very very few iterations where all dominos fallen for Trump (sorry) and they actually managed to tip the votes for him where he ends up winning. (You’ll find out about this later when this one guy publishes his findings and it gets mainstream)

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Anonymous #1 2w

But be really happy you’re in this one with Trump now. Yes you would’ve had 4 years of peace with Kamala but the pendulum would’ve swung much harder to the right afterwards. And the monster that gets elected in 2032 would be younger, far more competent than Trump, and much more fascist.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 2w

My brother in Christ you are either 100% legit, or this is the hardest commitment to a bit I’ve ever seen. And either way, I have a significant amount of respect for you

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Anonymous ascend_guy 2w

I do gotta know though, who’s the guy who figures it all out

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Anonymous perry_theplatypus 2w

Greg Palast, look at his investigations into the 2024 elections. What’s out now is a sleeper for what’s to come later down the road when the smoke clears.

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Anonymous perry_theplatypus 2w

You’ll find out that corporations have a lot more direct control over the elections than most people think. (Ask yourself how did the founder of Amazon refuse to criticize Trump in the Washington Post in the final home stretch of the election without apparently knowing he’s going to win?)

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Anonymous perry_theplatypus 2w

Thank you. I guess the best way to explain it is this: There’s only two laws of physics that’s consistent with every known iteration in this iterate. Gravitational time dilation and the 3rd law of physics This means for every iteration that moves forward in time as the universe expands there will be some that move backwards as the universe collapses in on itself. Some do it faster or slower. Which means you can go back and forward in relation to each iteration you want at a point in time.

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Anonymous perry_theplatypus 2w

You’ll eventually find out there are far more intelligent beings out there, and they do NOT like your nuclear weapons. Basically the equivalent of finding out your 8 year old son and their little brother finds the matches. And you have to intervene every once in awhile to make sure they don’t burn the house down.

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Anonymous ascend_guy 2w

In 2026 (2/14/2026) China will attempt to invade Taiwan and unknown “blips” in space start to be investigated from the Kepler solar system

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