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This cant be fucking real. Like genuinely.
39 upvotes, 35 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "This cant be fucking real. Like genuinely."
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Anonymous 4w

Honestly this is just a kink atp 💀 “barefoot pregnant” ??? “@usuallypregnant” ??? Does girl know that she is in a BDSM relationship that probably has its own porn category???

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Anonymous 4w

The follow up

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Anonymous 4w

“virgin” next to “wants at least four kids” and “sexually available” is sending me

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Anonymous 4w

I like making its own sourdough better is hilarious. I mean I love that you can make bread from stretch, but I don’t get what this obsession with sourdough is

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Anonymous 4w

Do these ppl realize how fucking freakish they look

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Anonymous 4w

Homeschooling? No. Believing in the prepackaged fundamentalist evangelical version of Jesus? No Wanting more than 2 kids? No. The rest is alright

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Anonymous 4w

>went to university >not a virgin >will never do homeschooling (all the homeschooled people I’ve met are idiots) >I can make bread so yay? >going to be a professor in biology >1 tattoo with more on the way >I guess I’m “sexually available” when I want it?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

The hatred these people feel for platonic man/woman friendships confuses me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

That hoodie doesn’t fit correctly

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Also only men are allowed to respect elders :c

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Its a mid west white people thing. I dont get the fad and ive worked in kitchens and bakeries😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

im pretty sure her husband is like in his 40s and got married when she was 19. she is 22 now.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

if theyre not a pos before the mental illnesses start yeah. Im not against old people some of them are adorable but then you have the few that grew up before 1964 and never got over their chronic racism.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

“only has friends of similar characteristics” lmao what

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

hey sourdough starter is like this biggest positive on that list

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

That’s fair

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

I dont want friends like me thats fucking boring.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

It reads as an insult tbh 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Not at all imo. I would want a man who has multiple women as friends, dresses with some style (doesn’t have to be fancy or anything), and has good work ethic and morals and wants to foster

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 4w

Tbh she sounds groomed

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 4w

Honestly with stuff like “sexually available” and “submissive” on there it seems like she just wants a Dom to Free Use her

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

That’s fair, a lot of the intense Christian community genuinely tries to indoctrinate their children for these specific relationships

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

Genuinely 💀 but with zero safe words and genuine communication

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

Missed education. Education is good.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

the face actually looks like a grouper lmao whatever ai they filtered it through did them dirty

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

imo you can’t both respect women and refuse to have female friends but ofc they mean “respect” like how you respect others property, not “respect” like how you respect a person

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

>no. > fuck Jesus he died 2000 years ago after taking shrooms and telling everyone he met god >yeah 2 kids max coming out of my coochie. But adoption is on the table

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

“Dresses formally” in a hoodie? And uhh. What are those similar characteristics? Hmmm?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Anyone else clock how they’re asking men what the ideal man looks like?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

I did i thought it was funny how copy and paste her whole page is😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

I love how most of the male version is normal (aside from the friends ones and being old-fashioned) meanwhile the female one is basically “has no financial freedom and has no way to achieve it”

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

It’s like why does this matter and why do they have to be similar? Do you want to fuck his friends???

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

I feel like small patchwork tattoos and not being a virgin are just too strongly correlated with good personality tho.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

The only girl I’ve been with that was actually enjoyable to be around that didn’t have tattoos travels to Japan often and didn’t want to get kicked out of the communal baths since they don’t allow people with tattoos because of the yakuza.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

Also, everyone who is a virgin has never cheated, there aren’t many with as many bodies as me that haven’t cheated and I’d rather have that.

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