If you scrunch your TP you’re just a lesser form of human. You’re a fucking Neanderthal. How do you not get shit all over your fingers? Never shake my hand, you bunch of troglodytes,
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AnonymousOP17w
oh foldeds the only right answer
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Anonymousshrimp_fried_rice17w
Not enough to be wasteful tho, just like once or twice
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Anonymousshrimp_fried_rice17w
Dear god no, going whole palm between the cheeks? What is wrong with you lol
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler17w
WHAT
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler17w
NO YOU TAKE IT OFF YOUR HAND, it’s just a way to obtain it, once you rip it it goes off the hand oh my GOD
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Anonymousshrimp_fried_rice17w
I thought you meant covering your whole hand in paper like a mummy and just running it between your ass cheeks like a credit card swipe lmao
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Anonymous17w
Ok let me break it down step by step:
1. Take a dump
2. Wrap toilet paper around hand
3. Remove toilet paper from hand- you have a nice mini roll of toilet paper
4. Wipe your nasty ass