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Just a reminder that statistically speaking, you’re many times more likely to be sued by Donald J Trump than you are to be bitten by a shark
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Anonymous 1d

Insane legal fees aside I’d wear getting sued by trump as a badge of honor

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Anonymous 1d

While true, I feel like the statement loses some heat once people know just *how* unlikely it is for sharks to bite people.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Insane medical fees aside I’d wear getting bitten by a shark as a badge of honor too

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Idk maybe it’s like getting blocked by Israel on twitter lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> ireallylikepancakes 1d

Ik, unprovoked attacks are extremely rare and even provoked attacks are still pretty rare. Even other crazy but statistically more probable events hold true. Being sued by Trump vs. death by falling vending machine (or falling coconut)

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