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mushy.the.mushroom

I can tell you. MJ comes out on stage. Looks to the left, without a word. Several women faint.

shrimp_fried_rice

The Beatles would stand dead face in suits singing “baby lemme take that leaf from your hair” and girls world be passing out in the audience, idk how you can beat that kind of raw sex appeal
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Anonymous 11w

What about during the Super Bowl where he stood completely still for like 2 mins before starting

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Anonymous 11w

Pretty sure Elvis did this those ultra sexually suppressed girls didn't know how to handle the man's performances

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

I’ve never seen that

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 11w

Omg GO WATCH IT it’s actually so funny

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 11w

I will :>

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

He did the jiggle thing with his hips and the media would be like, this is satanic

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

To be fair, it was.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

The media called all these guys satanic at some point I think

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

Yeah women would lose their fucking minds with just a thrust. Media literally would say they were being possessed via Elvis's thrusting

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