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Who would win a war
#poll
2026 United States
5000 BC Ancient Egypt
70 votes
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Anonymous 8w

Ancient Egypt built the pyramids, we can’t even paint a pool right

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Anonymous 8w

Why is anyone voting Egypt dude we have nukes and chemical warfare and an army the size of one of their cities. What are they gonna do, rock sling us to death?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

Have we considered the cost differences of rock vs patriot missile

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

their god curses are like sickness and locusts ours are like podcast bros

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Same people that are atheists and don’t believe in god will tell you ancient Egyptian curses from over 5000 years ago are real and deadly

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Well why not there’s the exact same amount of evidence for both of these things

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

Yes. Patriot missile still wins. Barely.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

No dude you’re neglecting the fat that the Epstein files has like a dozen mentions of making child sacrifices to the dark lord moloch. We’re big chilling.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w
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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

Do you not see the inconsistency? Not believing in god because of no evidence, but believing in ancient Egyptian curses due to the same lack of evidence? I personally don’t believe neither bc I’m not superstitious.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 8w

Ra can’t do shit when for the low low price of ONE unwanted infant to moloch’s fiery maw, the United States military could receive crops so plentiful as to feed a dozen armies, and aurochs so large they may feed two, the flesh of whom imbibes their soldiers with an unnatural strength and vigor hitherto unknown by the people of Egypt. Ur washed dude.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

𓅃𓅱𓅂𓄼 𓊪𓃭𓄿𓎼𓅲𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓂋𓅂𓅂 𓂧𓄿𓇌𓋴 𓅱𓆑 𓂧𓄿𓂋𓈎𓈖𓅂𓋴𓋴 𓃀𓅂 𓅲𓊪𓅱𓈖 𓇌𓅂

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