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Do you guys remember when Ted Cruz drained the blood out of a bunch of kids then drank it all to become immortal or is that just me? I swear it happened I watched it on CSPAN because right after I gave them the most epic prank call of my life
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Anonymous 3w

He ate my son

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

Really? Because Ted Cruz ate my massive dong and now I find it hard to have sex with women

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