US Politics on Yik Yak | Sometimes I wonder if the reason that Trump has Netanyahu’s dick so far up his ass is because Netanyahu has spent over 17 years as PM and Trump aspires to be President for that long (subject to biological limitations)

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Sometimes I wonder if the reason that Trump has Netanyahu’s dick so far up his ass is because Netanyahu has spent over 17 years as PM and Trump aspires to be President for that long (subject to biological limitations)

Anonymous 2w

Nah Trump is gonna live forever they just have to send him to Walter Reed medical center every few months and pop him in one of those med beds and he’ll be good as new

Anonymous

#1 2w

The whole thing started when Jackie Kennedy tried to put JFK’s head back together right after he was shot out of shock. Ever since then the cia and woke liberal scientists have secretly building these beds where all you need is a little chunk of brain matter and the person can be rebuilt good as new Only downside is each time they do that they lose a bit of their neurological connections so they get dumber and more infantile Also I making all this up but I’m curious how close this is lmao