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cheese_of_the_world_unite

I think if the US ever tried another draft you’d see more people than in any conscription drive in history just say “yeah fuck it man I’ll sit in the jail I ain’t going” and that shit would be bipartisan
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Anonymous 13w

My ass is prime draft material so I’m cooked

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Anonymous 13w

There’s enough MAGAts that wanna join they’d be happy to fill the numbers they’d need to be bullet sponges.

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Anonymous 13w

Nya I won’t get drafted because I have “severe mental illness”

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

Idk man I remember at election time every MAGA and their mom was like “Trump will keep us out of wars” and clapping like seals calling him the peace ticket and everything, even MAGA mfs do not wanna die for Israel

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Anonymous replying to -> schizoaffective_catgirl 13w

I wouldn’t get drafted because I’d just make sure they never trusted me with a gun

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Anonymous replying to -> schizoaffective_catgirl 13w

Walking in the recruitment office “y’all ever heard of fragging? pretty cool stuff here”

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 13w

Nya I love guns :3

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 13w

Nya yeah but you are smart and handsome so you would have a smart person job :3

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