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US Politics 12w
Would you work for Ice for $100,000 starter salary?
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Anonymous 12w

no I have morals

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Anonymous 12w

I WILL NEVER WORK FOR THE FEDS

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Anonymous 12w

The only way I would take this job would be to be the most incompetent in the way person I possibly could be to interfere with their operations

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Anonymous 12w

I would rather shove a cactus up my ass and ground pound over working with ICE

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Anonymous 12w

Hell no, I care about my community too much to arrest people within it.

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Anonymous 12w

Why would I want to be a domestic terrorist? Could pay off my student loans and set me up with a mansion for life and all the funds for travel… still a huge, thick fucking NO!

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Anonymous 12w

Would this guarantee they don’t deport me? Maybe I can work for them as a driver but be the worst one on purpose😆

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

IF YOU CATCH ME WORKING FOR THE FEDS BLOW MY SHIT SMOOVE OFF ITS A CLONE

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

What if it’s a choice between feds and not working?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

IT COULD BE THE CHOICE BETWEEN ETERNAL TORMENT AND WORKING FOR THE FEDS AND I WOULD CHOOSE ETERNAL TORMENT

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

Same. I know I couldn’t work for ice but man are they making their perks look tempting. But morally it would be wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12w

What if you’re peer pressured into doing a good job?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Oh I mean like levels of incompetence only seen in movies. Like “what do you mean sugar doesn’t clean the gas tank?” Levels of fuck everything up

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 12w

Lmaoooooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

I love you

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

The other option is to be the man on the inside and provide detained people the rights they were denied like unmonitored calls with lawyers and basic human decency

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

Considering they just deported a cop, I wouldn’t say that’s a guarantee.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

No? What the fuck kind of a question is this. You are also a traitor. You don’t get a longer stay for being a snitch. It actually would make you more on their radar.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

Who said I would snitch you dummy🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

What the hell is wrong with people like even joking about being a rat is crazy like you think people won’t throw you under the bus? But it’s only an issue if it affects you directly, right.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

I can joke about it because it does affect me directly you dunce. I have family that’s been deported. I’d do anything to get them back. So what if I crack a joke every now and then to cope.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

I’m Hispanic. It’s just dumb af to make jokes like this.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

To each their own. I know my grandpa would laugh if he were here to hear it

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