ICE agents are all skinny fat, former senior year football team benchwarmers who peaked in 8th grade and have to work a job where they beat up old women and children with cancer to feel superior
The fitness requirements are really something else 😭
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Anonymous#11w
Yeah tbh fat is a better description
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Anonymous#11w
Tbf doing all of those things in 14 minutes would be a time crunch. I can do 70 push-ups at once, 80 sit-ups- but that exercise would take me at least 5 minutes- idk if I could run 1.5m in 10. Probably *A* mile. Maybe I just have short legs 🤷♂️
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Anonymous#21w
It’s just the running 1.5 that has to be done in 14 minutes. The rest takes as long as it takes
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Anonymous#31w
Yeah I assumed it was separate. That would be a 9:20 mile. I did that as a kid after recovering from a bad respiratory illness (thanks preseason) 😭
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Anonymous#31w
Oh, ok lmao. Yeah that should be doable for any able-bodied adult.