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US Politics 7w
Imagine the banger the Oompa Loompas would drop when the big beautiful day comes
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Anonymous 7w

"oompa loompa doopity dacks what do you get when you snack on big macs? Pushing legislation to cut back on SNAP, Your bound to get unfortunate heart attacks No more dementia posting on your App. Didn't need the radical left to launch attacks, Your big gut is literally sitting in your lap."

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Anonymous replying to -> bisexualmaozedong 7w

Mao Zedong likes dick and works for Willy Wonka? That’s a new one my melatonin couldn’t cook up

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

I actually write poetry and have a skill for rhyming stuff. Working for willy Wonka would be cool though, besides the weird kidnapping but not kidnapping people thing.

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Anonymous replying to -> bisexualmaozedong 7w

I am fucking crying rn dawg like wtf

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Anonymous replying to -> bisexualmaozedong 7w

Like you can talk about kidnapping being weird

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

In another life I was working for an advertisement agency or something

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Yeah like he took the oompa loompas to his factory for unpaid labor it just has a weird vibe idk. Feels kinda company town esque.

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