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mushy.the.mushroom

This is literally and unironically how the stock market works right now and I’m not joking.
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Anonymous 5w

Nooooo it’s not just vibes is gay catboy vibes there’s a difference

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

I guarantee you the men who make the most money on the stock market are having more sex with other men than either of us will ever have in our entire lives

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 5w

My dream 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

You’d think, but I bet you wouldn’t like it as much as you think

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 5w

Mmmph I think I could take a stock daddy

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Oh you could rock their world. But idk if you want wealthy pedophile dick man.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 5w

Aw man. What about wealthy dick no pedo I could swing that

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

That’s fine. But you won’t find any of those on Wall Street lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 5w

Noooo :(( dang

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

I know I’m sorry. Maybe snag one of the new ones before they’ve had the chance to go to any Epstein type parties. They won’t be able to make you cum but neither will any of the rest of them so

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Can you sense my frothing, seething hatred for the ultra wealthy? I know we’re just doing a bit but I can’t even help it. I hate them so fucking much.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 5w

I’d sell my bussy unironically for some non pedo ethical ultra wealth. Bit aside, it sadly doesn’t exist. Ultra wealth is all blood money, sex crime money, drug money, etc. rip

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