India (only has a small part of the Indus River)
Ghana (hundreds of miles south of the historic Ghana Empire)
Benin (the OG Benin is in Nigeria)
Ukraine (Ukraini means borderlands, it’s not a borderland anymore)
How many oxymoronic official country names?
UNITED States of America;
GREAT Britain;
DEMOCRATIC People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea);
BURKINA Faso (Incorruptible Fatherland)
I’m leaving off the most obvious one, because ppl will love it or hate it