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___joker__

If she’s not letting me stick it in her butt, I ain’t letting her stick it in mine. I don’t make bad trades.
It’s 2026. Let’s de stigmatize pegging.
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Anonymous 11w

I wouldn’t need to reciprocate if she makes my toes curl and I purr like a kitten

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Anonymous 11w

Do you have a pleasure allergy?

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Anonymous 11w

What if you gave me your tv would you let your girl do it then?

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Anonymous 11w

fair

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Anonymous 11w

Ass play is one of my biggest no nos.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

😐 I mean you have the TV, I don’t use that shit anyways. It’s old as fuck and I watch all my shit on my computer.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Also she’s not even into that kind of shit 🤣 I’m gonna keep my mouth shut though because I know her ass is lurking in the shadows on here ready to pounce the moment I say some shit.

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

Thank you, in 26 years long after you’ve forgotten me, my good luck that I have given to you on this day will pay off 🫂

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

Don’t tell your girl you gave me your tv

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Well she’s going to wonder where it’s at when she gets here and sees a big ass surround sound system with no TV bro

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

Tell her the repairman came to fix it and has it in the workshop. Say the TCG chip was malfunctioning and needed a complete modular reassembly

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

Look, I’m a simple man. Aside from aesthetic changes every now and then, I don’t need her to blow my back out to feel satisfied 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

That last part is giving Techincal Jargon Overload video vibes

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

I’ve shit enough to know.

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

It’s necessary, if she doesn’t wonder where the tv went we’re both safe, I’ve already devised a plan to create a repair business that’s been around for 32 years but it won’t be easy, I’ll need you to lobby, for years perhaps, to make a proposal of a new currency called parsecs, so then you can sue my business and I can pay you in that (I’ll print them from a hp printer). It will probably take years of both our life’s, we will have to handle lots of stress, and could bankrupt us both potentially

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

I’m doing the bankruptcy speed run in the markets right now. It’s either get rich now or die 😎

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

That’s understandable, I’ll have my colleague Darius contact you within a week, there will be a litany of paperwork you’ll have to sign, we will eventually have to become Scientologists for a short while then Mormons after that so we can get tax exempt, and I’ll have union leader 376 contact you as well and see what kind of chips and sandwich supplies you got at home and within 30-62 years I’ll give you a call and a hug over the hologram thanking you for the tv

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Anonymous 11w

THE PLAN IS A NO GO YOUR GIRL FOUND OUT WE ARE FUCKED!!!!

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Anonymous 11w

Don’t forget that I also watch fooosball with your daddy too😎 can’t forget the goat

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Me rn

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Anonymous replying to -> ___joker__ 11w

Run, im already halfway to Mongolia as we speak 🫡

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Anonymous 11w

I’m definitely not beating the racist allegations after this one.

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