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I remember when republicans pretended all the Greenland shit was a joke. Now they’re saying Trump is “only joking” about cancelling future election.
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Anonymous 11w

Schrödinger’s Asshole

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Anonymous 11w

Yeah my family literally told me he was joking in the summer and I told them he definitely wasn’t

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Anonymous 11w

Exactly that’s why the north knows no king but the king of the north who’s name is stark

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Anonymous 11w

It was never a joke, and thats why it’s so awesome

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

Sure buddy

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 11w

THE KING IN THE NORTH

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Anonymous 11w

They will when he blows up the most powerful alliance on earth for an island we already have a military base on, and can have more on.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

So are you moving there first?

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Anonymous 11w

Yeah it’s definitely not going to cost any money to maintain government operations, mail, and financial systems on a landmass of ice that imports almost everything

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Anonymous 11w

i think the people being unwillingly annexed might complain

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

don’t worry! their plan is to build unregulated “freedom cities” à la Prospera in Honduras, where they can create their own laws and run social experiments. Praxis is a company considering building one of these cities in Greenland, a city meant for the “economically and eugenically select few”. Peter Thiel, founder of Palantir (the company building a mass surveillance network for the US) is one of their backers and donors.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 11w

He’s still going to need an address that’s open during business hours so he can be served with lawsuits (from other businesses — he probably will force every person to waive their rights and ability to sue) and those papers have to get there somehow lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 11w

Praxis is called unrealistic for good reason

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