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My bday wish is for 🍊💀
Tragic that he’s a world leader he woulda made a really funny drag queen 😔
I’d place better odds on Abraham Lincoln coming back to life than Turnip actually giving a fuck about anything peaceful
Is this real?
lmao
You don’t get to world peace by asking nicely lol
Born to be on drag race, forced to be president
You got in trouble for licking door knobs a lot, didn’t you?
No I just really enjoy war. It’s so much fun! No rules!!
We can tell
Enlist then. Get to the front lines pussy
Inshallah 🙏
born to be a queen. chooses to try to be a king
And fails miserably
turnip. ts is frying me😭