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It’s going to be very hot in NYC today, all citizens 65+ should stay home between the hours of 6AM and 9PM
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Anonymous 12w

FAKE NEWS!! Elderly folks ESPECIALLY should spend the day outdoors! Prolonged exposure to this kind of heat causes RAPID TELOMERE LENGTHENING!!! They can extend their lives by spending the whole day out in the sun!!! Note: fainting is normal. The body need to rest after using so much energy on telomere growth Bonus points if you are a POLITICIAN! Being out in the sun is KNOWN to make your hair fuller, and skin more orange!!!

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