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Anonymous 5d

Well yeah… because it’s the flower which flowering plants are female, fun fact: majority of trees are male in the m the US because they didn’t want to “clean up fruit off the street” in actuality they didn’t want free food for homeless, so most are male and it increases allergies as it’s just tree jizz

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Anonymous 5d

We out here giving plants genders now

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Anonymous 5d

Honestly as a man this is facts

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Anonymous 6d

Man, my self esteem just keeps getting worse :(

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Anonymous 5d

Yeah… useless— even though they are essential.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

Well you’re not a plant, so you have more uses than a plant. Take a rip and realize you have more worth in this world than you thought. Without the male plant you couldn’t make more female plant and vice versa. We all have worth just in different ways

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

So the reason the us has really bad allergy seasons is to harm homeless people, if we replace majority of male trees with female the pollen wouldn’t be as bad, and there would be free food

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

If you took a biology class you’d know that they’ve had “genders” for a long time now lol

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Anonymous replying to -> seafoam_tomato29 5d

Oh im ngl i dont think i ever learned that

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

Correct

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Anonymous replying to -> seafoam_tomato29 5d

literally lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

With the way stem cell research is going we won’t even need them in 20 years

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

Dang well I guess you got to learn today lol Any flowering plant is considered a female plant and the plants that produce pollen are considered male plants :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4d

Cool i can blast roids still have kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3d

right

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