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Why does my pre roll have a kosher symbol on it? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m fucking dead
442 upvotes, 30 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Weed ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ. "Why does my pre roll have a kosher symbol on it? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m fucking dead"
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Anonymous 15w

lol thatโ€™s funny. But also itโ€™s most likely because the paper isnโ€™t bone bleached which allows people following Kosher to use it. Iโ€™m not sure if smoking is kosher tho

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Anonymous 15w

โ€œaye bro you got that kosher kushโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

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Anonymous 15w

They found weed residue on a 2,000 year old alter in a place called Tel Arad near canaan so its always been on the table

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Anonymous 15w

The terps were promised 2000 years ago

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Anonymous 15w

show the tokin.jew

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Anonymous 15w

It is acceptable by the Hasidim

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Anonymous 15w

Who says Jews canโ€™t partake in the za

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Anonymous 15w

Its also vegan

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Anonymous 15w

Cuz itโ€™s Kosher. Duh โœก๏ธ๐Ÿƒ

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Anonymous 15w

everything that grows out of the ground is kosher - my chabad rabbi gave his stamp of approval weed is kosher

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Anonymous 15w

for the toking jews

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Anonymous 15w

Is it also halal?

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Anonymous 15w

I work as a dispo and Iโ€™m gonna start checking to see if our products are kosher!

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Anonymous 15w

it means the joint was blessed๐Ÿ™

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

The fact that Iโ€™m jewish (not strictly kosher tho) and I didnโ€™t even think of that lmfao but youโ€™re right! That makes complete sense ๐Ÿ˜ญ also yes, weed is kosher AND itโ€™s considered to be kosher for Passover!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

They got medical marijuana in Israel and itโ€™s even becoming more wide spread (no longer a last resort thing) vaporizers are even subsidized so I assume itโ€™s kosher in modern times

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

They even make kosher for Passover edibles!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

Smoking weed is kosher :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 15w

They would LOVE this

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Yes!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 15w

Was waiting for a variation of this comment LMFAO

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Anonymous replying to -> bad.dragon 15w

No unfortunately, any kind of substance like weed or alcohol is haram

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 15w

So, is cocaine and opium legal under Jewish law?

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Anonymous replying to -> slutty_anakin 15w

Bruh naw, obedience to civil law is a teaching in the torah so it would not be kosher

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 15w

Well yes, but if it was legal in the country where the kosher person lived?

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Anonymous replying to -> slutty_anakin 15w

thatโ€™s also an argument thatโ€™s valid, if itโ€™s for a medical reason then it wouldnโ€™t be bad against jewish teachings, if itโ€™s for an altered state of mind though it would go against the torah

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Anonymous replying to -> slutty_anakin 15w

If youโ€™re chewing coca leaf and smoking opium raw it probably would be,

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Anonymous replying to -> slutty_anakin 15w

torah law also says to follow the law of the land so not exactly. also coke/heroine is all very processed and is no longer considered โ€œfruit of the earthโ€. raw poppy plants-yes but also follow the laws

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 15w

edibles have to be labeled kosher in general, because many gummies use gelatin(made of pig intestine) which is not kosher.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 15w

Yeahโ€ฆ Iโ€™m Jewish, I know. But Iโ€™m talking about Kosher for Passover, which is different. And not all gelatin is made with pig (which is made of pig bone marrow, not intestine)!

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