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Just coughed so hard after hitting my new cart I accidentally shit my pants
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Anonymous 7w

this is so real

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Anonymous 7w

Batman not getting this info outta me

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Anonymous 7w

one of my very first times hitting a bong i choked n coughed so hard i left a skidmark

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Anonymous 7w

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

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Anonymous 7w

honestly i get it

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Anonymous 7w

ive been there brother

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Anonymous 7w

me but instead of shitting i puke. constantly. #acidreflux

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Anonymous 7w

itโ€™s ok babe the other day i hit mine too hard and threw up on the spot and i was so embarrassed ๐Ÿ˜ญ(i was home alone lol)

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Anonymous 7w

LMFAO this is hilarious

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Anonymous 7w

Honestly real.. never shit myself but my bladder is SO weak โ€ฆ and ion think I gotta continue yall get the memoโ€ฆ

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Anonymous 7w

Been there friend

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Anonymous 7w

I donโ€™t think I ever anticipated this much traction from this post and I hope we have all learned a little bit more about pen usage and incontinence today we all deserve grace๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

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Anonymous 7w

Hell yeah brother

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Anonymous 7w

every adult shits themselves, the ppl hating havenโ€™t gotten there yet๐Ÿ™Œ hope all the stains get out queen

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Anonymous 7w

Yeah I think itโ€™s time I finally turn off yalls notification

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Anonymous 7w

Not even god could get that confession out of me.

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Anonymous 7w

Tasty

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Anonymous 7w

Eww

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Anonymous 7w

You and Batman the only ones that need to know this

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Anonymous 7w

Dude we keep this kinda stuff to ourselves

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Noโ€ฆ no it is notโ€ฆ

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Oh come on itโ€™s not like I sat there in it or something nasty I went and cleaned up immediately and changed my clothes but accidents still happen๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Anonymous 7w

I mean I wonโ€™t lie I actually have let my boyfriend do anal once or twice but it was a special occasion๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

COME ON ITS AN ANONYMOUS APP IM NOT EXACTLY PUTTING IN ON ME STORY

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Anonymous 7w

itโ€™s actually v common and not exclusive to older people ! disabled people like myself exist and sometimes shit just happens, literally LOLOLOL just laugh and scroll

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

LMFAO

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Acting like you never shit yourself before smh

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Anonymous 7w

i caredโ˜น๏ธ

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Anonymous 7w

disabilities are very common LOL and trust there will come a day when you shit yourself as an adult, with or without one

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

I've done this but I peed a little lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

I will also throw out because at this point itโ€™s anonymous and weโ€™re wayyyy past tmi but Iโ€™m also on my period and a lot of accidents occur around this time and while this hasnโ€™t hasnโ€™t happened to me before I think all girls can acknowledge that we have sensitive bowels on our periods and that this is possibly contributing donโ€™t put me on blast too much here๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

I feel like Iโ€™ve really turned the crowd around in my comments section I think a lot of people started with a very firm this is 100% a hell no but with time have seen that Iโ€™m just doing my best๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

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Anonymous 7w

I wish downvotes were applied to your paycheck

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Anonymous 7w

woah man just spewing bs here, disabled people are actually INCREDIBLY common, especially among smokers because its a natural medicine for pain and other things

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Anonymous 7w

TJIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOO also so real, cause of my disability i nearly piss myself everytime i smoke from coughing so i have to piss in preparation to smoke HAHAAHA

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Hahahaha

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

Same and my lungs thatโ€™s why I can only take edibles ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

WHAT IS YOU ON ABOUT LMAOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Today I want you to try having fun for the first time!

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

REALLLLL

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

Also happens to me a lot but this was a one time thing yall I swear I donโ€™t just hit my pen and shit

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

THAT PART

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

Iโ€™ve had to try not to do that a few times ๐Ÿ˜ญ pens are a biiiiitch

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

the chewy tums are ur best friend while smoking. iโ€™ll eat 2-4 during a j with 0 throat fire #alsoacidreflux

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

OMG BLESS YOU

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 7w

pls report back if this is solid advice to pass on, just started doing it the other day

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

will do๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

iโ€™ve vomited so hard i shit myself so ive been there๐Ÿฉท

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

Peed all over my rug while puking once

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

thatโ€™s so real๐Ÿ˜ญ unfortunately im at the point where I just have to sit on the toilet and grab a bucket

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

ily op

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

HELP I WAS JUST SHOWING MY FRIEND THIS POST WHILE SMOKING AND I DEADASS THREW UP WHILE THEY WERE READING

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

if you havenโ€™t shit yourself in your adult life yet, donโ€™t worry. You will. It Will Happen, statistically you will shit your pants some time in the future. could be once more, could be once a year for the rest of your life. who knows. count your fresh undies.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

This is so real

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