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Work Rants 19w
Literally LOATH, hate, despise when a customer, A MALE, customer hands me a bill over $50 and says “can you take it that big.” Please help me find comebacks for this shit
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Anonymous 19w

"you call that big?"

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Anonymous 19w

“Lemme break it first”

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Anonymous 19w

“Over compensating for…?”

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Anonymous 19w

Oh ive never realized it could have that connotation

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Anonymous 19w

“I’d say this is about average, don’t flatter yourself”

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Anonymous 19w

“That is a big tip! Thank you so much!” *look him dead in the eye and put it in the tip jar*

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Anonymous 19w

Me when I’m a corn addict and start making something out of nothing

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Anonymous 19w

“Can you?”

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Anonymous 19w

Awkward silence usually makes them regret it

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Anonymous 19w

“Been a while, huh?”

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Anonymous 19w

Ohh that thing prolly isn’t even with the 2 minutes of work, but I’ll see what I can do.

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Anonymous 18w

Pull that out yer ass?

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Anonymous 19w

I don't think they mean it that way. Often cashiers don't have change for large bills.

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Anonymous 19w

Not that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 19w

“I’ve seen bigger”

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 19w

True but some people say it in a gross way and I think that’s what they are talking about

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 19w

Or when theyre paranoid about misogynistic abuse and honestly rightfully so?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 19w

If you think someone asking “can you take it that big” in reference to a 50 Dollar bill is offensive I genuinely think you shouldn’t be on the internet you is middle of the bell curve knuckle dragging ape

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Anonymous 19w

Ok

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Anonymous 19w

Splendid

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 19w

Lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 19w

Tell me you’re a man without telling me you’re a man

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Anonymous 19w

So she can take it that big AND that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 19w

Hold this ratio lil bro

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Anonymous 19w

The funniest part is I wasn’t even trying to insult or “own” them. They just took it that way

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 19w

According to their logic yeah

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 18w

Bruh this isn’t fucking tiktok you can call it PORN it’s PORNOGRAPHY we’re allowed to talk about PORN here

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18w

#2 unfortunately these losers might think of that as flirting

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 18w

Of what

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