you’re just gonna cut off right when we get absolute treasure like “WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOWIE”
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Anonymous1d
Is this you quoting the great Gatsby or is this Gatsby fanfic 😭
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Anonymous23h
I swear I saw one that tried to correct "I ducked" to "I'm a duck" or something similar
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Anonymous1d
Pleased as punch! I like that! Like fruit punch 🍒🍓🍎🍍🍉
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Anonymous16h
Who’s punch and why are we pleasing him?
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Anonymous3h
That last line is the best by far
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Anonymous#11d
Neither, I just like the expression
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Anonymousratdealer1d
And there’s also a Daisy? Interesting 🧐
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Anonymous#322h
Auto correct is like okay obviously this is a duck writing this with its little flippers
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Anonymous#418h
This is a hilarious way to continue the convo for real tho lmao
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Anonymous#45h
I write everything out of order as things come to me as opposed to linear, so until I'm finished there's gaps between dialogue which only make sense to me who knows the context
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Anonymousratdealer5h
Basically it's mega ultra meth coffee which the speaker (a humanoid rat guy) smokes out of a hookah
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Anonymousratdealer5h
Sold by a CopperCorp(a megacorporation a la Amazon-meet-East-India-Trading owned by Ea-Nasir, the shitty copper guy from the meme) in order to oppress the rat people