A limerick I wrote for fun
There once was a gooner named Stu
Who signed up to screw Bonnie Blue
Out of thousands of guys
He was more than surprised
To find he was last in the queue
Now that wasn’t the end for the gooner named Stu
With his strange relation to the Bonnie of Blue
For a baby was made
And poor Stu knew
“It turns out the father is actually you!”