Hello, my name is Lucifer and my buddy’s name is Satan. We are two very unassuming and not biblically evil men at all and would love to take y’all out on a date (possibly to some wild underground cave with lava and torture)

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Wya?

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I’m 6’4 he’s 5’11 we both brunette and workout together

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Weird.

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I’m a lone wolf. I don’t have friends they disappoint me.

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Asl?

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What about one Catholic male take the both of you out and I could teach you two my favorite verse from the Bible?

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